Not over yet, not even close.
Early 30-something Southern Illinois native living in Omaha, Nebraska. These are my random thoughts and a collection of things that I find cool or interesting (This does get occasionally gay and NSFW)IG: stramseyMore about what I post or reblog More about who I am

salty-red-mage:

Me screwing with my drunk republican relatives as they pass out during a holiday party

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notonyourbarricade:

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math

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gaycism:
“putinyoudown:
“ thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:
“ soandsuch:
“ war-lesbian:
“good news everybody
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In this store, you go in, shop, and then walk out carrying the item’s you want to buy, and their facial recognition software figures out who you...

gaycism:

putinyoudown:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

soandsuch:

war-lesbian:

good news everybody

In this store, you go in, shop, and then walk out carrying the item’s you want to buy, and their facial recognition software figures out who you are and charges whatever items you are taking to your account. It’s incredible and creepy.

*Walks into the store with anti-facial recognition haircut/makeup and leaves like a bandit*

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the cyberpunk dystopia is upon us and it fuckin sucks

There’s no facial recognition… you scan a QR code that’s linked to your account when you walk in and out. Fuck amazon anyway tho.

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hurleyquinn:

pssyriot:

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

While he’s having a smoke
and she’s taking a drag

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colorofinsanity:

dare-i-say-asexual:

i remember when i thought i was straight and this guy i was dating was trying to pressure me into sex while i had cramps by saying “orgasms relieve cramps babe” and without thinking i replied “but you don’t make me cum” and i have never seen anyone go through the seven stages of grief so quickly

d e s t r o y e d

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Originally posted by finney13gifs

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allobottomprivilege:

theconcealedweapon:

If you insist on telling bisexual people that “bi means two”, then don’t ever use the word “myriad” to refer to any amount other than 10,000.

Also, don’t ever use the word “quarantine” to refer to any period of time other than 40 days.

dont use the word decimated unless youre talking about something SPECIFICALLY reduced to 9/10th it’s previous size

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the-bluebonnet-bandit:

jackharknessday:

weavemama:

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.

I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.

My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.

Do not give to the Salvation Army.

Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army

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